MilwHC:Bands:BeautifulBert
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Beautiful Bert and the Crotch Crickets
Line-up:
- Vocals: Bert ????
- Guitar: ????
- Bass: ????
- Drums: ????
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Band History
From Racine/Kenosha...
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Songs
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Comments
- We drove down to Racine to see them play with (I think) 10-96. Bert was cross-dressed and pulled his pants and underwear down around his knees for a couple tunes. Charming.
- It was scary to see a man this large with a feathery sash on (Bert) jam a bratwurst up his butt during a performance. He stepped on my foot once during a show at the Unicorn (pre-expansion) Legendary. --Mark
- I would hardly call Bert "Legendary". Sub GG meets Iggy barely memorable musically. His bigg deal was that he stuck stuff up his ass. Along with 10-96 they would just show up at all age Milwaukee shows and demand to play. We weren't afraid of them just wondering what these old dudes wanted with our shows. So we would put them on then they would leave it was pretty weird. --Dave Kaz 08:50, 22 Mar 2006 (PST)
- I know I've seen Beautiful Bert play, but I honestly don't remember him inserting anything into his backside. This is either because I didn't see it, or I've blocked it out. I'm pretty sure he didn't do anything too outrageous when they played at The Loft in Madison. --Pete Prodoehl 07:02, 24 Mar 2006 (PST)
- I saw Bert lanch (and I mean LAUNCH) a drumstick out of his ass once at the Odd Rock. A testament to the human anatomy ... or something. --Cash
